- Boycie: It's our wedding anniversary in three months - I don't want to spend it playing Ping-Pong with Ronnie Biggs!
- [Boycie has taken a local insomnia cure, which has made all his hair fall out]
- Mrs. Cakeworthy: [Examining the bottle] Who gave it to you, sir?
- Boycie: Who do you think!
- [points to Elgin, Bryan and Jed]
- Boycie: Zippy, George and Bungle there!