House M.D. (TV Series)
Merry Little Christmas (2006)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : [with his rather one-track mind] How many pills have you taken?
Dr. Gregory House : Not nearly as many as I'm gonna take. Forgotten how delicious they were.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : We need to stop retracing our steps and get ahead of this thing.
Dr. James Wilson : House, you've tanned.
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Michael Tritter : [to House] I spoke with the DA. He agreed to two months in a rehab facility in exchange for a guilty plea.
Dr. Gregory House : Get out of my office.
Dr. James Wilson : No jail time.
Dr. Gregory House : Right, so I should get locked up in some place I don't belong in order to avoid getting locked up in some other place I don't belong.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] You punched out an employee, you nearly cut a little girl in half because you were too strung out...
Dr. Gregory House : I was in pain! You need to believe that I've got a problem so that your betrayal has the illusion of nobility, but you just selfishly...
Michael Tritter : Knock it off. Look, I don't care why Dr. Wilson is doing this and right now, it makes no difference to you either. You need to deal with the reality of your current situation. You want to stand on principle, you end up in a cell and you end up never practicing medicine again. So you got two choices: your principles or your life.
Dr. Gregory House : Get out of my office.
Michael Tritter : [shakes his head] The DA put a clock on the deal. You got three days to decide.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to Wilson] What the hell were you thinking? You didn't think ratting out this hospital's best doctor merited checking with your boss first?
Dr. James Wilson : I didn't rat him out. I got him a deal.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Which he'll never take.
Dr. James Wilson : He will if we...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : How long have you known House? Did you think he'd suddenly become reasonable?
Dr. James Wilson : I made the deal. It's done. You can either keep yelling at me or you can help me avoid a complete disaster.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : There already is going to be a complete disaster. He's not going to take the deal. He's going to go to jail because he's a child. He's too stubborn!
Dr. James Wilson : When a child misbehaves, what do you do? You take away something he loves.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : We can't take away his Vicodin. Not only will he be in pain, he'll start to detox.
Dr. James Wilson : And we tell him the only way to get the pills back is to take the deal.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He won't be able to function.
Dr. James Wilson : That's the point.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You going to explain that to his patient?
Dr. James Wilson : What choice do we have?
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Dr. James Wilson : [to Cameron] What exactly is your problem with me?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Hepatoma is a weak diagnosis.
Dr. James Wilson : So this is all about the case?
Dr. Allison Cameron : What else would it be about?
Dr. James Wilson : I made this deal to help him.
Dr. Allison Cameron : And help yourself at the same time.
Dr. James Wilson : This is not about my practice. This is not about my car. I gave both of them up to help House and I would have gone on without them if he hadn't almost maimed that little girl and if he hadn't punched out Chase.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Was it an easy choice?
Dr. James Wilson : Of course not, but it's right.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Then why wasn't it easy?
Dr. James Wilson : Because he's my friend. It's... obviously complicated.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's complicated? When you decided to talk to Tritter, your life got a million times better. How do you separate that out? How do you pretend your windfall isn't relevant to this decision?
Dr. James Wilson : It was the right thing to do.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You pretending your motives are pure is why I have a problem.
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Maddy Ralphean : You have no idea what's wrong with my daughter.
Dr. James Wilson : We have several theories.
Maddy Ralphean : What does doctor House think?
Dr. James Wilson : He's... he had to go home sick.
Maddy Ralphean : My daughter may be dying and he's gone home with the sniffles?
Dr. James Wilson : Oh, he's not...
Maddy Ralphean : He was the only one who seemed to have any idea what was wrong with her. He better be really damn sick.
Dr. James Wilson : He is.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to Tritter] I can't testify. Drug addicts hurt the people around them with their habit.
Michael Tritter : House has hurt plenty of people. You included.
Dr. James Wilson : He saves lives, people that no one else can save and no matter how much of an ass he is. Statistically, House is a positive force in the universe. Pills let him do that.
Michael Tritter : Vicodin does not make House a genius. Whatever he does on the pills, he can do off. He is just not willing to try.
Dr. James Wilson : I won't testify against him.
Michael Tritter : Then we'll subpoena you, your previous statement will be read into evidence and you'll be charged with interfering with an investigation, and you will go to jail.
Dr. James Wilson : Again, statistically better me than him.
Michael Tritter : Statistically, the two of you will be in jail.