- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, for your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer, so I think I know what cool is.
- [SpongeBob walks up to Squidward, who is asleep on his feet behind the counter]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Squidward!
- [Squidward wakes with a start]
- Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! Who? What? Where? What? How?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Notice anything different about me today, Squidward? Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?... Huh, huh, huh?
- Squidward Tentacles: Nnnnope.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm wearing a wig.
- Squidward Tentacles: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, how could I have missed it?