- [about some friends who divorced]
- Emma Leroy: Well, Barb said it was the constant bickering that got to her.
- Oscar Leroy: They never bickered! Tom always paid full price.
- Brent LeRoy: That's dickering.
- Oscar Leroy: I thought that was bickering.
- Brent LeRoy: It's dickering.
- Wanda Dollard: Now you're bickering about dickering.
- Hank Yarbo: What's a fondue?
- Lacey Burrows: Melted sauce.
- Hank Yarbo: Oh. I thought it was French for something.
- Karen Pelly: It is. Melted sauce, i.e. fondue.
- Davis Quinton: Ooh! I eat fondue!
- Karen Pelly: Not "I eat", "i.e." It's Latin.
- Hank Yarbo: I thought you said it was French.
- Karen Pelly: Fondue is French.
- Ted: Did someone say fondue?
- Lacey Burrows: Just about everyone has.
- Pam: I didn't say it.
- Hank Yarbo: What?
- Pam: Fondue.
- Karen Pelly: Okay, that's everybody.
- Oscar Leroy: Emma's losing it. Fluffing pillows, giving me drinks.
- Wanda Dollard: Heartless hag.
- Oscar Leroy: This morning she wanted to go for a walk! Honest to God, a walk!
- Wanda Dollard: With you? That is weird.
- Oscar Leroy: What do you mean? Oh, I get it! You're saying someone wouldn't want to walk with me. That's funny!
- Wanda Dollard: Well, thanks, but if you look deeper, you'll find it was insulting.
- Oscar Leroy: Aw, no harm done.
- Wanda Dollard: I'll try harder.
- [Wanda worries about Oscar's attraction to her]
- Wanda Dollard: Maybe I'm losing my edge.
- Lacey Burrows: Are you kidding? You are as caustic as ever.
- Wanda Dollard: You're just saying that.
- Pam: [cheerfully] I find you very abrasive.
- Wanda Dollard: [flattered] Aw, shut up!
- Brent LeRoy: [to Kyle, his job shadow] ... and that is how you stack wiper fluid. The important thing is not to get intimidated by all the stuff that I know.
- Brent LeRoy: [referring to an 'Out of Order' sign on one of the petrol pumps] Oh, Hank wrote that.
- Emma Leroy: Really? I'm impressed. A lot of those letters are from the alphabet.
- Emma Leroy: Well you should get a job shadow like Lacey's. Help get your gas station "in ord".
- Brent LeRoy: I don't know if it's worth it.
- Emma Leroy: Maybe not. Probably a waste of time.
- Brent LeRoy: Exactly, I don't need that.
- Emma Leroy: No, I meant for the kid.
- Brent LeRoy: Ouch.
- Emma Leroy: Well I didn't say I was going to be nicer to you.
- Davis Quinton: Where are the rest of the skewers?
- Lacey Burrows: I guess there are only five.
- Davis Quinton: If you don't want me to be a part of Fondue Group, say so.
- Karen Pelly: No, we want you to stay.
- Hank Yarbo: Fondue is about bringing people together.
- Davis Quinton: Okay. I guess I can just borrow someone else's.
- Lacey Burrows: [Awkward pause as everyone stops and stares at Davis] You can't borrow someone else's.
- Karen Pelly: It's not practical.
- Emma Leroy: It's not sanitary.
- Hank Yarbo: It's not fondue.