Seth Green: Eddie McDowd

Quotes 

• [while messing up the Taylor Residence] 

  Eddie McDowd : Eddie's the name, destruction's my game.

• [after the Drifter temporarily sold the McDowd residence] 

  The Drifter : Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Your parents don't exist anymore. And they won't until you do enough good deeds to get turned back into a kid.

  Eddie McDowd : That's not fair, man.

  The Drifter : You have spent your life being a *mean* *lazy* *rude* *selfish* *obnoxious*

  Eddie McDowd : Okay, okay, I get it.

  The Drifter : I'm not done. *selfish*.

  Eddie McDowd : You already said "selfish".

  The Drifter : Okay I guess I am done. So that's why I've turned you into a dog.

  Eddie McDowd : But why a dog? Couldn't you make me something without fleas?

  The Drifter : A dog is man's best friend, Eddie. And that's what you need to become.