The Wedding Ringer (2015)

Josh Peck: Bad Best Man

Quotes 

• Bad Best Man : [walks on stage and starts beatboxing]  Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart.

  [rips paper in half] 

  Jimmy : Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.

  Bad Best Man : Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together.

  [dry heaves] 

  Jimmy : He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.

  Bad Best Man : And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...

  Jimmy : No...

  Bad Best Man : They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...

  Jimmy : Holy fucking shit.