- Announcer: Fred Sanford: The World's Best Dressed Man will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following tasteless program.
- Lance Prevort: Come on, Kevin, look YOUNGER! You can do it if you TRY!
- Kevin Kubusheskie: [in baby bonnet, diapers and tube socks] No way, Dad. You're just gonna have to tell Mom that you lost the photo album of me as a baby.
- Lance Prevort: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no way! She'll kill me. Now, listen, gurgle. Gurgle. Come on, come on. Gurgle-gurgle-gurgle. Kitchi-kitchi-koo. That's good, that's good. All right. Hold it. Hold it. Oh, BEAUTIFUL! Terrific. Now... Okay, out on the front lawn and we'll run ya through the garden hose without no clothes on.
- Kevin Kubusheskie: NO WAY!
- Lance Prevort: Whadda you...! Well, it's either that or that blueberry shortcake sailor suit you wore when you was three years old.
- Kevin Kubusheskie: Outside. Okay. You win.
- Christine McGlade: Now, let me get this straight: You mean, I'm behind the times wearing these futuristic clothes BUT you guys are right in style wearing these old fashioned clothes?
- Kevin Kubusheskie: That's right. How do you like the tights? Kind of sexy, don't you think?