- Nathan Explosion: Hey Dogface, why don't you go and... eat some dog food, and eat your own throw-up, 'cause you're a dog... face.
- William Murderface: Jeesh Nathan... a little below the belt, I guess I really do have a dogface, maybe I should throw up and eat it.
- Mashed Potato Johnson: Why don't ya' try to play this.
- [Johnson plays a blues lick followed by Toki and Skwisgaar playing fast arpeggios]
- Mashed Potato Johnson: That's close... uh, one more time. Try to play this.
- [Johnson plays another blues lick followed by Toki and Skwisgaar playing scales]
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: We can't NOT plays fast, uh, physically.
- Toki Wartooth: Yeah, it's hards.
- Toki Wartooth: [Cinder block hits him in the crotch] OH... I gots the hit in the balls with the train cinder block right in the balls blues!