- Narrator: The Adventurers. An everyday story shown once weekly about two ordinary super heroes: India Rubber Jones and his best chum Cheese Plant. Having just returned from darkest Brazil, after discovering the source of the Amazon, they now turn their attention to darkest space. In the headquarters of Space Travel Inc., I.R. and C.P. discuss the problem of traveling into darkest space with the head of Space Travel Inc.
- Head of Space Travel Inc.: The situation is this, boys:
- [points her pointing stick at an all black map]
- Head of Space Travel Inc.: Darkest space. Nothing much is known about it. We need to travel there, but being darkest space, we're afraid we won't see much. See our problem, boys?
- Cheese Plant: Gee, I.R. this is serious!
- India Rubber Jones: Ok, head of Space Travel Inc., or can I just call you 'Inc'?
- Head of Space Travel Inc.: [she shrugs] Sure thing, I.R.
- India Rubber Jones: Thank you, Gladys. It's like this: what you need is to be able to see in Darkest Space.
- Cheese Plant: Gee, I.R., you think fast!
- India Rubber Jones: Think nothing of it.
- Narrator: And so they didn't.
- India Rubber Jones: I have come up with this ultra sensitive light seeking special darkness probling device to fit almost any exploritory spacecraft.
- Cheese Plant, Head of Space Travel Inc.: Gee, India Rubber, what is it?
- India Rubber Jones: [dramatic pause accompanied by dramatic music] Space torch!
- [holds up a torch tied to a rocket with duct tape]
- Narrator: And with that brain-busting revelation over, India Rubber Jones and Cheese Plant received the highest awards ever given to man. And so... as the sun rose in darkest space, they good badbye. Sorry, bad goodbye and vowed to return again next week, for another episode of... The Adventurers!