- A.V. Kid: It's a rainy day, the kindergarteners are climbing the walls from being inside. What do you do? What do you do?
- Jordan: I-I don't know!
- [Runs off sobbing]
- Jordan: I just don't know!
- A.V. Kid: [sighs] Pathetic. LaSalle, rainy day, kindergarteners going ape. What do you do?
- Vince LaSalle: Roll the video cart down their stall. They need a diversion, Sir.
- A.V. Kid: Nice work, LaSalle.
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: But only half the answer, sir. First I'd lock and load the video player with a talking dog movie. Kindergarteners love talking dogs, sir.
- A.V. Kid: Even nicer, Detweiler. LaSalle?
- Vince LaSalle: Yes, sir?
- A.V. Kid: Pay attention to Detweiler. You might just learn something.