- Jim Halpert: So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
- Dwight Schrute: [reading fax] Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.
- [sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and sprints across the office, knocking the cup out of Stanley's hand]
- Dwight Schrute: No!
- [after knocking the cup to the floor]
- Dwight Schrute: You'll thank me later.
- Dwight Schrute: When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is "Something Weird is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story." By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
- Jim Halpert: I worked in Scranton for a really long time and... It's gonna be weird that it's all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.
- Dwight Schrute: What were your favorite moments?
- Michael Scott: Uh... All of them. I loved them all. Every single one of them.
- Dwight Schrute: What about when Jan said the branch was closing?
- Michael Scott: God, Dwight.
- Ryan Howard: It makes perfect sense that it would happen today. Because I just received this in the mail.
- [pulls out a box of business cards]
- Ryan Howard: A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.
- Kelly Kapoor: If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one.
- Michael Scott: Okay, this is it.
- [runs up the stairs of CFO's house, with Dwight]
- Michael Scott: This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like "Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You're a bad person." It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like 'Kingpin'. And it wasn't. It was something else.
- Roy Anderson: I don't really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, "You Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone"? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it... in words.
- Dwight Schrute: Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed. Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed!
- Michael Scott: We did it?
- Dwight Schrute: We did it!
- Michael Scott: We did it!