The Office (TV Series)

Diwali (2006)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

Quotes 

• [Andy and Jim are very drunk, and Karen is not. Jim is slumped over at his desk and Andy is lying on the floor. He starts singing "Closer to Fine" by the Indigo Girls] 

  Andy : I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains, I looked to the children...

  Karen Filippelli : Andy, *no* a capella.

  Andy : [pauses and then starts again]  I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain...

  [Jim joins in] 

  Jim Halpert , Andy : There's more than one answer to these questions / Pointing me in a crooked line

  [Andy sits up and looks at Jim] 

  Jim Halpert , Andy : / Unless I seek my source / the closer I am to fine...

  Karen Filippelli : Oh, come on, guys, please...

  Jim Halpert , Andy : [singing]  The closer I am to fi-iiiine!

  Andy : [yells, delighted]  TUNA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?