Margaret Colin: Claire McCarron

Quotes 

• [a taxi driver tries to sell Claire one of his homegrown melons] 

  Cabbie : Hey, you know how long it takes to wait in line for melon like this in the Soviet Union? Six hours it takes. Six hours!

  Claire McCarron : Well, welcome to the U.S.S.A.

• [Claire is shopping for a new dress] 

  Willie Pipal : So, this party. Who did you say you were going to with anyway?

  Claire McCarron : Um, it's business.

  Willie Pipal : And pleasure, I bet. Maybe it's this guy that's been making you so invisible lately.

  Claire McCarron : There's no guy.

  Willie Pipal : C'mon, Claire! I can barely get you on the phone, you haven't been to yoga class for weeks and now you're buying a dress that you can't afford. Don't tell me there's no guy.

  Claire McCarron : Perfume's on the main floor isn't it?