- Gus Griswald: But you guys, I'm not cut out to be king. Something's bound to go wrong. Oh, it's gonna be the Christmas pageant all over again.
- Gretchen Grundler: Don't worry, Gus. The odds of another exploding eggnog incident are practically...
- [She quickly estimates on her fingers]
- Gretchen Grundler: ... Actually, never mind.