- Rochelle: [to Julius] What else have you been hiding from me? Is Julius even your real name? Are you the Green River Killer? Where's Jimmy Hoffa? Who shot Kennedy? For all I know, you could be Batman!
- Greg Wuliger: [to Chris] Oh man, don't you know that if you ever see a crime being committed in New York, you don't say anything? I don't care if Ronald Reagan is about to shoot the pope, you say nothing!
- Narrator: Greg was a big fan of editorial cartoons.