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Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.

Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.

[Both laugh]

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Butterpants: Do the roar!

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Shrek: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

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Shrek: [to Fiona; while disappearing since his "day" is almost over] You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.

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[last lines]

Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.

Princess Fiona: You did.

Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.

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Donkey: Are my kids cute or do they make people uncomfortable?

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Princess Fiona: And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this?

Cookie: That's my chimichanga stand.

Princess Fiona: Um, no, Cookie. We won't be needing that.

Cookie: Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? Now go and finish your little speech.

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Shrek: Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole.

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Shrek: [upon seeing the obese Puss] Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa...

[Puss gives a stinky look]

Shrek: fa... ncy!

Puss in Boots: Do I know you?

Shrek: Where's your hat? Where's your belt? Your wee little boots?

Puss in Boots: Boots? For a cat? Ha!

Shrek: But you're Puss in Boots.

Puss in Boots: Maybe once. But that is a name I have outgrown.

Shrek: That's not the only thing you've outgrown.

Puss in Boots: Hey! I may have let myself go a little since my retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase.

[a mouse runs up and drinks from Puss' bowl]

Puss in Boots: Eh. I'll get him later.

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Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

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Donkey: And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!

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Donkey: Help! I'm being assnapped!

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Shrek: Sorry, but this order's to go.

Cookie: But I haven't taken out his gibblets yet.

Shrek: Trust me, you don't want to eat this one.

Donkey: I go down smooth, but I come out fightin'!

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Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?

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Donkey: Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my momma!

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Rumpelstiltskin: You're not going to eat me?

Shrek: I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.

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Donkey: You know what would pick up the morale in here? Flip-flop Fridays. You can feel the breeze in your toes.

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[Shrek storms out of the party and Fiona follows him outside]

Princess Fiona: Unbelievable.

Shrek: Tell me about it! Those villagers are...

Princess Fiona: I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?

Shrek: Oh, great, so this is all MY fault?

Princess Fiona: Yes! But, you know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home.

Shrek: You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry, he won't bite!" I USED to be an ogre! Now, I'm just a jolly green joke!

Princess Fiona: OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Shrek: Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You spent half your life in a palace.

Princess Fiona: And the other half locked away in a tower.

Shrek: [sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace. When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!

Princess Fiona: You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?

Shrek: Exactly!

Princess Fiona: [looks at Shrek in shock] Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?

[Fiona goes back inside for the party]

Shrek: That's just great.

[walks away]

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Donkey: I'm a daddy?

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Donkey: Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy!

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Donkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.

Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?

Donkey: I do?

Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.

Donkey: I'm a daddy?

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Butterpants: Do the roar!

Shrek: [unenthusiastically] Roar.

Butterpants: I don't like it.

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Brogan: Welcome to the Resistance, brother.

Shrek: Resistance?

Brogan: We fight for justice, and for oppressed ogres everywhere!

[Holds his nose and blows, and his ears trumpet; the other ogres follow suit]

Shrek: I didn't know we could do that.

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Rumpelstiltskin: Nobody's smart but me!

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Donkey: Yeah! Waffles! And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story! Sticky stacks of golden syrupy deliciousness!

Shrek: Donkey! Don't eat that!

[Donkey groans]

Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?

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Cookie: Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen!

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