10 Items or Less (TV Series)

What Women Want (2006)

John Lehr: Leslie

Quotes 

• Leslie : You don't have a sister, do ya?

  Carl : She can't, she's in a home.

• Leslie : Ma'am, hi, I'm sorry, you're parked in the handicapped spot.

  Woman : It'll be fine, it's just 5 minutes.

  Leslie : You have to be 5 minutes, and not have an arms.

• Leslie : Let me ask you something, okay? I want to know what it is you don't find attractive about me. And listen, don't hold your tongue, don't hold anything back. We're friends.

  Yolanda : You're not going to hold it against me?

  Leslie : No. I need to learn from what's going on. Do you mind if I write it down?

  Yolanda : Go ahead.

  Leslie : Okay good. Alright, here we go.

  Yolanda : Alright, uh, the nose is kinda bulbous.

  Leslie : Wow. Okay, that's informative.

  Yolanda : The eyes are the kind of sunken-in and they're kinda droopy. And you got those lips, one's smaller than the other, the top one looks really skinny, and the bottom one looks kinda bloated.

  Leslie : Okay, thank you...

  Yolanda : You're short too, for a man.

  Leslie : I'm 5'11".

  Yolanda : Well, you know, I like bigger men.

  Leslie : This isn't about you, this is about me!

  Yolanda : You're asking me what I find attractive and what I don't find attractive. Oh, we haven't even gotten to your backside.

  Leslie : You know... what? My butt? I have a nice butt.

  Yolanda : If you like pancakes for breakfast.