Abby Hagyard: Valerie Prevort

Quotes 

• Lisa Ruddy : Dad, how'd's a person become famous, anyhow?

  Lance Prevort : Famous... Well, Lisa, I guess what you have to do is do somethin' that nobody else in the entire world can do.

  Lisa Ruddy : Well, then, how come you're not famous?

  Lance Prevort : Whadda mean?

  Lisa Ruddy : Well, isn't Mom always saying, "No one else in the entire world is as sloppy and messy as you are? No one else in the entire world lies around doing as little as possible...?"

  Lance Prevort : All right, all right, Lisa! That's enough!

  Valerie Prevort : But, dear, Lisa she does have a point, you know?

  Lance Prevort : [darkly]  Don't encourage her.

• Kevin Kubusheskie : I had this terrible nightmare. I dreamt that I was rich and famous and lived in Beverly Hills and had a gold-plated swimming pool and lots of girls all around the pool and...

  Valerie Prevort : Oh, there-there, Kevin. Don't worry, dear. It'll never happen to you, believe me, Kevin.