Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Playhouse for Sale (1990)

Lynne Marie Stewart: Miss Yvonne

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Quotes 

• Miss Yvonne : [in shock]  I can't believe it. Pee-wee is selling the Playhouse. It's so... It's so... It's so... I can't even think of the word.

  [everyone screams] 

• Miss Yvonne : How could you even think of selling the Playhouse without first consulting us? It belongs to all of us. You just remember that, Pee-wee. It's all our Playhouse.

• [Last lines] 

  Chairry : [after everyone is relieved that Pee-wee only wanted to sell lemonade]  You mean, You are not selling the playhouse?

  Pee-wee Herman : Of course not, Chairry. I wouldn't sell the Playhouse for a million, trillion, billion, zillion dollars.

  [everyone cheers] 

  Dirty Dog : We don't have to travel!

  Cool Cat : We don't have to rome!

  Chicky Baby : Be it ever so humble!

  Dirty Dog , Cool Cat , Chicky Baby : There's no place like home!

  Miss Yvonne : Oh thank you, Pee-wee.

  [gives Pee-wee a kiss] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Hey, would anyone care for a refreshing glass of lemonade?

  [everyone accepts] 

  Miss Yvonne : Oh, I would.

  Pee-wee Herman : Great. I'll be right back.

  [goes to his scooter and puts on his helmet] 

  Miss Yvonne : Pee-wee, Where are you going?

  Pee-wee Herman : To get some lemons.

  [to everyone] 

  Pee-wee Herman : The Playhouse will always be here for everyone to play in, forever, and ever, and ever. On that, you have my WORD!

  [everyone screams] 

• Miss Yvonne : Excuse me for interrupting your flashback, but I just thought of something.

  Dirty Dog , Cool Cat , Chicky Baby : What?

  Miss Yvonne : If Pee-wee sells the Playhouse, that... That... That...

  Dirty Dog , Cool Cat , Chicky Baby : That what?

  Miss Yvonne : That there might not be... a Puppetland!

  [begins to break down, rushes over to Chairry, and sits down sobbing] 

  Chairry : That's all right, Miss Yvonne.

  [in a broken voice] 

  Chairry : We'll think of something.