Happy Valentine's Day Eve! It's sort of like Christmas Eve, only instead of hanging stockings on the chimney with care, you're hanging up on local florists who try to gouge you on the cost of a dozen red roses. Well I am anyway, because I'm one cheap bastard. Curse you florists of Ftd!
Grousing about the price of flowers aside, this is one of my favorite times of the year! It brings back fond memories of elementary school when you would distribute candy and paper valentines to all your classmates, little boys and girls alike. See, you had to give a Valentine's Day card to everyone — even kids you hated. But you got around this forced equanimity by writing special messages on certain cards. Messages like, "You have cooties" or "I'm only giving you this because Teacher made me!"
Well, in honor of that fine tradition I thought I'd use this Best.
Grousing about the price of flowers aside, this is one of my favorite times of the year! It brings back fond memories of elementary school when you would distribute candy and paper valentines to all your classmates, little boys and girls alike. See, you had to give a Valentine's Day card to everyone — even kids you hated. But you got around this forced equanimity by writing special messages on certain cards. Messages like, "You have cooties" or "I'm only giving you this because Teacher made me!"
Well, in honor of that fine tradition I thought I'd use this Best.
- 2/13/2009
- by dennis
- The Backlot
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