- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] Having a group of friends is like being part of a team. Great chemistry makes it work. Winning teams always have great chemistry, like the White Sox last year. They just worked. But it's a delicate balance, and sometimes adding a new player can totally throw off the team dynamic.
- P.J. Franklin: [finding Traci in her living room] Where is your friend Brendan?
- Traci: He's sleeping, and I don't know if I should wake him because we were up so late.
- Traci: [laughs] You know?
- P.J. Franklin: Oh, you don't need to worry about that. Brendan loves to get up early, especially when he's up so late.
- [both laugh]
- P.J. Franklin: [banging on Brendan's bedroom door] BRENDO! WAKE UP! IT'S MORNING!
- P.J. Franklin: [glancing at Traci] YOU LEFT SOMETHING IN THE LIVING ROOM!
- Kenny Morittori: I always wanted to have a fan.
- Andy Franklin: Well, you'll have to do something cool or important.
- P.J. Franklin: Hey, what's the name of that movie where Barbra Streisand plays the matchmaker?
- Andy Franklin: I don't know. My gay boyfriend usually answers those questions.
- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] You can't control who's on your team. Sometimes you get stuck with a total jackass and you gotta just try and get along with them - at least until they get traded.
- Mike Callahan: [trying to laugh off Bobby and Kenny's fast friendship] Wow! Two of them, huh? Things are movin' fast. A little lunch, a little dinner and, watch out, one of you might end up pregnant.
- Andy Franklin: My money's on Kenny.
- Traci: [to Bobby while sitting on his knee] I bet you're the best poker player in the world.
- P.J. Franklin: [to Bobby] Oh, my God, that's amazing! Words come out of her mouth and I can't see your lips move at all.
- Mike Callahan: Wait a minute. did you just say "make out?" He told me that you guys hooked up.
- P.J. Franklin: Yah, we... we did. We made out.
- Mike Callahan: Hook up does not mean made out. It means doing it.
- P.J. Franklin: No, it doesn't.
- Bobby Newman: Dude, it can mean a lit of different things. It depends on the situation. I mean, a guy hooked me up with tickets to a game once. There was nothing sexual about it.
- Kenny Morittori: Yeah, I hook up with girls for coffee all the time
- Mike Callahan: And there's absolutely NOTHING sexual about that.
- P.J. Franklin: I can not believe you told your annoying little fan about me and Bobby! How could you just tell a perfect stranger something so private and personal?
- Bobby Newman: Well, I... had just done something very private and personal... to that stranger; and, I can't be held responsible for what I say after sex.
- [last lines]
- P.J. Franklin: You can't plan chemistry. It just happens. It's that trust, that great vibe, that electricity that makes for a championship team, or for great friends that you know, no matter what, will be on your team forever.