- Kirsten Cohen: So you're really giving up on men?
- Julie Cooper: Men are to me what Chardonnay is to you. One sip and I'm upside down on a chandelier. Not that you've ever done that.
- Summer Roberts: I don't like this show any more. All they do is create fake problems for fake people just to distract viewers from the real problems in the world.
- Julie Cooper: Two women spending Saturday night at home together? I love it. How very What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?'.