Aidan Turner: Kili
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Quotes
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Kili : [Kili is gently flirting with an Elf maid when he catches Dwalin glaring at him] I can't say I fancy Elves myself, too thin. They're all high cheekbones and creamy skin. Not enough facial hair for me.
[He motions to an Elf walking behind him]
Kili : Although, that one there's not bad.
Dwalin : That's not an Elf maid.
[the Elf turns around, revealing that he is indeed a male]
Kili : [the Dwarves burst out laughing at Kili's mistake] That's funny.
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Kili : [the ground suddenly begins to split beneath them during the thunder battle, with each brother jumping to a different side of the crack as it widens] What's happening?
Fili : [Reaches desperately towards his brother] Kili, grab my hand! Ki...
Kili : [a look of terror cross his face as the cliff face his brother is on moves further away] Fili!
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Bilbo Baggins : [Bilbo interrupts as Tom the troll about to eat Bombur] Uh... no, no, not... not that one, he... he's infected!
William Troll : [taken aback] You what?
Bilbo Baggins : Yes, he's got worms in his... tubes.
Tom Troll : Ooh!
[Tom throws down Bombur in disgust]
Bilbo Baggins : In-in fact, they all have. They're infested with parasites, it's a terrible business, I wouldn't risk it, I really wouldn't.
Oin : Parasites? Did he say parasites?
Kili : Yeah, we don't have parasites!
[to Bilbo]
Kili : You have parasites!
[Thorin realizes that Bilbo is trying to buy them time and kicks Kili, and the dwarves realize what Bilbo is doing]
Oin : I've got parasites as big as my arm!
Kili : Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites!
Nori : We're riddled!
Ori : Yes, I'm riddled!
Dori : Yes, we are, badly!
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Thorin Oakenshield : You think that's funny? You think a night raid by Orcs is a joke?
Kili : We didn't mean anything by it.
Thorin Oakenshield : No you didn't. You know nothing of the world.
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Bilbo Baggins : What is it?
Kili : Trolls.
Bilbo Baggins : He's got Myrtle and Minty! I think they're gonna eat them, we have to do something.
Kili : Yes, you should. Mountain trolls are slow and stupid, and you're so small. They'll never see you.
Bilbo Baggins : Me? Me? No. No. No.
Kili : It's perfectly safe!
