Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Light Makes Right (1985)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor, Knight

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : *I* deserve to rule Dunwyn. And do you know why?

  Toadwart : Because you snappy dresser?

  Duke Igthorn : [bellows]  BECAUSE I'M A PEACEFUL MAN!

  Toadwart : Yes, yes, most peaceful!

• Duke Igthorn : I'M LOVED BY EVERYONE.

  Toadwart : [being shaken around by his throat]  Adored, O Gentle One.

• Duke Igthorn : I was Dunwyn's greatest knight. And if that's not the truth, may lightning strike me.

  [gets burned in the backside] 

• Toadwart : Why doesn't Dukamente just burn down naughty castle?

  Duke Igthorn : Because I don't want to rule over a pile of rubble, mushroom mind.

• Toadwart : But, Your Iggiosity, is just make-believe.

  Duke Igthorn : Since we know that Gummi bears are real it stands to reason that Gummi inventions are real too, sparrow-brain.

• Knight : Halt and identify yourself!

  Duke Igthorn : Duke Igthorn, soon to be your king!

  [knocks the guards unconscious] 

  Toadwart : And don't you forget it!

• King Gregor : Go back to ruling your ogres, Igthorn. That's all you're fit for.

• Duke Igthorn : What...? There's something on the lens! Go up there and clean it!

  Toadwart : [gulps]  Up *there*?

  Duke Igthorn : DO I HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE?

  Toadwart : No, Your Persuasiveness.