Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Light Makes Right (1985)

Bill Scott: Gruffi Gummi, Sir Tuxford, Toadwart, Ancient Gummi

Quotes 

• Zummi Gummi : So the Great Gummis sailed away across the sea; safe from the jealous humans who would steal our secrets and destroy our great culture.

  Tummi Gummi : [blows his nose]  I always cry at sad endings.

  Cubbi Gummi : How come our ancestors didn't go with them?

  Zummi Gummi : Well Cubbi, a small tribe elected to stay behind. Their mission was to preserve Gummi Glen and to signal the others when it was safe to return home.

  Cubbi Gummi : Really? Then what?

  Gruffi Gummi : [snorts]  Then nothing. Humans stayed human, so the Great Gummis never came back.

• Duke Igthorn : *I* deserve to rule Dunwyn. And do you know why?

  Toadwart : Because you snappy dresser?

  Duke Igthorn : [bellows]  BECAUSE I'M A PEACEFUL MAN!

  Toadwart : Yes, yes, most peaceful!

• Duke Igthorn : I'M LOVED BY EVERYONE.

  Toadwart : [being shaken around by his throat]  Adored, O Gentle One.

• Toadwart : Simple Toadie loves stories.

• Toadwart : Why doesn't Dukamente just burn down naughty castle?

  Duke Igthorn : Because I don't want to rule over a pile of rubble, mushroom mind.

• Toadwart : How come His Dukiness gets mad at painting all the time?

• Toadwart : But, Your Iggiosity, is just make-believe.

  Duke Igthorn : Since we know that Gummi bears are real it stands to reason that Gummi inventions are real too, sparrow-brain.

• Knight : Halt and identify yourself!

  Duke Igthorn : Duke Igthorn, soon to be your king!

  [knocks the guards unconscious] 

  Toadwart : And don't you forget it!

• Cubbi Gummi : Let's bring it up.

  Gruffi Gummi : No! It's too risky. We've gotta give this thing more thought. If we raise the scope, Igthorn could find it.

  Grammi Gummi : But making contact with the Great Gummis is worth the risk.

  Gruffi Gummi : No! It is not the Gummi way.

  Zummi Gummi : But, Gruffi, think a minute. Our ancestors stayed here to do this very thing. Now it's up to us to follow through. This *is* the Gummi way.

  Gruffi Gummi : ...You're right.

  [Gruffi pulls the lever himself] 

• Sir Tuxford : Go soak your head in the moat. That's telling him, eh, Sire?

• Duke Igthorn : What...? There's something on the lens! Go up there and clean it!

  Toadwart : [gulps]  Up *there*?

  Duke Igthorn : DO I HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE?

  Toadwart : No, Your Persuasiveness.

• [last lines] 

  Zummi Gummi : We failed.

  Grammi Gummi : Failed? We contacted the Great Gummies, saved Dunwyn, and defeated Igthorn all in one day. I'd say we did OK.

  Sunni Gummi : But what do we do now without the Great Gummis?

  Gruffi Gummi : [putting his arm around her shoulders]  We'll go on like always. After all, sweetheart, that's the Gummi way.