- Tummi Gummi: [first lines, "What You See is Me"; seeing Grammi's ankle wrapped in a bandage] I'm *really* sorry, Grammi. I feel awful.
- Grammi Gummi: Oh, just drop it!
- [starts stirring her tea]
- Tummi Gummi: Here, let me.
- [stirs it for her]
- Grammi Gummi: Oh, Tummi, I can do that.
- [snatches the spoon away]
- Tummi Gummi: But look, you're an invalid; incapable, helpess.
- Grammi Gummi: I don't stir my tea with my foot, ya know.
- Tummi Gummi: Good thing, too.
- Grammi Gummi: Good heavens, do you wanna scratch my nose for me, next?
- Tummi Gummi: Okay, sure.
- [does]
- Grammi Gummi: Stop that! I can do for myself, Tummi Gummi!
- [shoves him away with a pointed finger]
- Tummi Gummi: But Grammi, I...
- Grammi Gummi: And don't come back 'til supper.
- [closes the door in his face]
- Tummi Gummi: [the ogres take off with a sheep they bagged thinking it was him] Hope they like mutton.
- Trina: Hm. Broad mouth... cute nose... hm, and plump, too.
- Tummi Gummi: Now, just a minute.
- Trina: You're probably a food-lover like me, right?
- Tummi Gummi: How'd you guess?
- Trina: I was just going to make some pancakes; would you like some?
- Tummi Gummi: No, I really gotta be going. PANCAKES? You're on.
- Trina: Well, do you think you could find your way back here?
- Tummi Gummi: Sure. With my eyes closed.
- [both laugh]
- Duke Igthorn: And for service below and behind the call of duty, you are hereby banished until you can...
- [chuckles]
- Duke Igthorn: do something right.
- Toadwart: But what about sharks?
- Duke Igthorn: They'll just have to take their chances with you like the rest of us; FIRE!
- Gruffi Gummi: What I like about picnics is, even Grammi can't ruin carrot sticks and hard-boiled eggs.
- Tummi Gummi: You made too much of my favorite dish.
- Grammi Gummi: Which favorite dish?
- Tummi Gummi: Leftovers.
- Toadwart: Nothing is moving me from this spot.
- [the Quick Car shoots out from under its spot of turf and vaults him into the air]
- Gruffi Gummi: [unaware that Toadwart is in the back] Will you quit throwing your weight around? You're rocking the Car.
- Tummi Gummi: I'm not doing anything.
- Gruffi Gummi: Sure, sure. A little ogre did, right?
- Tummi Gummi: But, Grammi, iding the Quick Cars makes me hungry.
- Gruffi Gummi: Breathing makes him hungry.
- Toadwart: I can make it just fine without that old dukie. All by myself. In these, woods. Alone. Lost!
- Toadwart: I'll just have to lie here, helpless, until the wolves find me. WOLVES? On second thought I'll keep going.
- Gruffi Gummi: Duck!
- Tummi Gummi: [everybody else does] What?
- [gets hit with water and something else as they drive through the falls]
- Tummi Gummi: That's not a duck; it's a fish. This is making me hungry.
- Grammi Gummi: [Toadwart slams into a stalactite standing up in the Quick Car] See what happens when you don't use your seatbelt?
- [last lines: "What You See is Me"]
- Grammi Gummi: Oh Tummi, listen: I'm sorry if I yelled at you before. I knew you were just trying to help.
- Tummi Gummi: [nods] Oh, that's okay.
- Grammi Gummi: Tell you what: why don't you get me that book, Tummi?
- Tummi Gummi: Nope, you should really learn to do for yourself.