- Cleo Sertori: I can't help thinking about what that old woman said. 'Beware the full moon... '
- Rikki Chadwick: We're Mermaids, not Werewolves!
- Cleo Sertori: [standing in for Emma, delivering speech] Excuse me everybody, I'd like to make a speech... on behalf of Emma, to her father. Dear Mr. Gilbert... Dad... happy birthday to... the most magnificent, deadly... no... debonair
- [nods head, but then forgets what should follow:]
- Cleo Sertori: something... something... kindest Dad in the whole world. Where would the world be without Dads? There would be a lot more room for everybody.
- [giggles, not that her humor gets appreciated]
- Cleo Sertori: Just joking. Dads. Where would the world be without Dads?