Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Picture of Innocence (2007)

Andrew Tiernan: Steve Bright

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Steve Bright : Cheese!

  Lionel Bell : Get out of the way; I'm trying to photograph this tree.

  Steve Bright : So am I, so you'll just have to wait.

  [snaps a shot] 

  Steve Bright : Oh yes, got a real cracker here, Lionel. One for the annual exhibition, I reckon. Your heap of junk hasn't got a prayer up against this baby.

  Lionel Bell : Get out of my way!

  Steve Bright : God, I'd love to give you a good thumping.

  Lionel Bell : Help yourself. Why don't you finish me off while you're about it! After all, you're the one who ruined my life, aren't you?

  Steve Bright : Don't be pathetic.

  Lionel Bell : Well, you can forget about the annual exhibition. The committee has decided not to accept digital images this year.

  Steve Bright : What? What!

• Steve Bright : You wouldn't know a good photo if it jumped up and bit you on the bum!