Kim Possible (TV Series)

Ill Suited (2007)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

Quotes 

• Ron Stoppable : Remember... it's not stealing. It's "secret borrowing."

• Professor Dementor : I am impressed, Fraulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?

  Kim Possible : Uh, your "To Do" list helped.

  Professor Dementor : D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?

  Kim Possible : Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.

  Ron Stoppable : [reading]  "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."

  Professor Dementor : Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

• Bonnie Rockwaller : But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?

  Ron Stoppable : New uniforms?

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Well, yes, and they're so cute! But it also means you must date a jock. It's like a rule.

  Kim Possible : Ron's the exception to the rule.

  Bonnie Rockwaller : He's the *reason* for the rule!

• [after Ron scores a winning touchdown without Kim's battlesuit] 

  Kim Possible : You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

  Ron Stoppable : Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real world applications?

• Ron Stoppable : Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.

  Professor Dementor : It's a house coat!

• [Kim is mad that Ron had stolen her battlesuit to secure a position on the football team] 

  Kim Possible : You cheated your way onto the football team!

  Ron Stoppable : Yeah, but that was just a perk. I was really trying to cheat on you...

  [pause] 

  Ron Stoppable : For you! To win you!

  [pause] 

  Ron Stoppable : Wait, wait! It's not what you think!

  Kim Possible : Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar, and a thief?

  Ron Stoppable : [pause]  OK, it is what you think.

• [as Rufus takes remote control of the battlesuit while Dementor is wearing it] 

  Ron Stoppable : Hey, stop hitting yourself.

  Professor Dementor : I cannot!

• Kim Possible : Ron, you stole my battlesuit!

  Ron Stoppable : Secret borrowing!

  Kim Possible : [gasp]  You were in my closet!

  Ron Stoppable : Look, let me explain. First off, this suit pinches...! Not that it doesn't look good on you...

  Professor Dementor : Ahem! Not that your teen relationship issues aren't *fascinating*, but I'd really like to jump right into crushing Kim Possible with her own super suit!

• Professor Dementor : Kim Possible!

  Ron Stoppable : [enters behind Kim]  And boyfriend!

  Professor Dementor : Ha, I seriously doubt that.

  Ron Stoppable : No, dude, it's true, really.

  Professor Dementor : ...Sorry, just can't believe it.