Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)
Three Days of the Chicken (2007)
Harve Presnell: Lew Staziak
Quotes
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Lew Staziak : [Lew finds out his old girlfriend is dead] So long, sweetheart. Somewhere in hell, somebody's putting the wood to a quality broad.
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Lew Staziak : Everybody eats chicken. Some, like me, for revenge.
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Lew Staziak : You don't laugh at a man for screaming at a chicken. They're prehistoric for God's sake!
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Lew Staziak : I'm looking for a hot number named Dolores Freeman. Tell her Lew's here.
Federal Office employee : You can tell her yourself if you got a ouija board.
[points to pictures of deceased employees on the wall]
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Lew Staziak : Take that, Castro!
[hits a punching bag]
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Lew Staziak : What is it, take your daughter to work day?
Simon : It is an honor to be ribbed by you, sir.
Lew Staziak : I'm not ribbin, I just honestly want to know why you're dressed up in men's clothes.
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Lew Staziak : Thanks for the coffee.
Simon : Oh, you're welcome, Lew.
Lew Staziak : [grunts after taking a sip] Guess you didn't need to bring sugar, you got plenty in your shoes.
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Lew Staziak : Either they're going to a costume party, or Andy asked Daniel Boone the wrong question.
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Simon : [scared] Lew, are you insane?
Lew Staziak : [threatening] Yes.