- Henry Fitzroy: Where are you going?
- Vicki Nelson: Husband hunting.
- Henry Fitzroy: [gestures to himself] Husband material.
- Vicki Nelson: You're sweet, but you're just not a morning person.
- Henry Fitzroy: [reluctantly agrees] No, I'm not.
- Henry Fitzroy: I don't buy blood.
- Coreen Fennel: But it's good blood. Great blood, actually. Plenty of antioxidants. Rich in iron and 22 other essential vitamins.
- Henry Fitzroy: No.
- Coreen Fennel: I deliver.
- Coreen Fennel: Henry, I think Travis may have killed his mother.
- Henry Fitzroy: He was about to add to his accomplishments.
- Coreen Fennel: Oh, my God.
- Henry Fitzroy: He's under control, for now, but I don't know how long it'll last. He's not completely human Coreen. There's a blackness there, pure evil, and something else is controlling it.
- Coreen Fennel: He's only ten.
- Henry Fitzroy: But the darkness in him is ancient.
- Coreen Fennel: I'm hoping this will kill it.
- Mike Celluci: What- You're hoping?
- Coreen Fennel: The only other information I have on killing evil elves involves rolling a 20-sided dice.
- Vicki Nelson: Oh, my gosh. You're kidding.
- [On the phone]
- Coreen Fennel: No there really are dead pets. Oh , right. This cheerful doublespeak is hard to decipher sometimes.
- Vicki Nelson: Yeah. You should try it from my side.
- Coreen Fennel: Can vampires even have children?
- Henry Fitzroy: When you turn someone, they can feel like your child. But there's that vampire territorial instinct. It's not long before you want to kill them.
- Coreen Fennel: Oh, so like other real kids and their parents.
- Henry Fitzroy: Pretty much.