Episode #1.2
- Episode aired Jan 20, 1999
Various Roles: Cowboy books are all glamorised. See, the cowboy books, right? They paint the cowboy as a big shot, y'know? A good guy. Fact o' the matter was, Jack; cowboys were assholes!
Various Roles: Are you sayin' John Wayne was an arsehole?
Various Roles: John Wayne wasn't even a cowboy! He was an actor. And he was an arsehole into the bargain!
Various Roles: Here a minute. He was in all the bloody war movies an' all. The Green Berets an' all that.
Various Roles: Aye, an' what?
Various Roles: Well, he was an arsehole in them an' all.
Various Roles: That's what I'm sayin' to you. John Wayne was an arsehole!
Various Roles: Aye! John Wayne's an arsehole!
Various Roles: Aye.
Various Roles: Aye.