- Xander Crews: Look, when I was his age, I was, like, a chronic masturbator. Kinda still am. The point is... I like it. I would like to masturbate in this car right now, if I had my stuff with me. What were we even talking about?
- Xander Crews: Hi... Fun-bags, I'm Xander. Where's my idiot girlfriend?
- Grace Ryan: Hiyaw!
- Xander Crews: [Antagony punches Xander in the face. Xander flies across the lawn into a car] Ahhh! Ugh.
- Grace Ryan: Grace Ryan is dead! And now you, Xander Crews, shall join her in... being dead.
- Xander Crews: Who even are you?
- Grace Ryan: My name is Antagony!
- Xander Crews: [awkward pause] Really?