Gavin Richards: Mr. Flashman

Quotes 

• Mr. Flashman : Don't look at me like that, there's bigger swines than me.

  [Mr. Fowl arrives] 

  Mr. Flashman : Hello, Herbert, just talking about you.

• Mr. Flashman : [letting Leroy mark the class reports]  So, who's the best, Leroy?

  Leroy : Eh... mine, sir.

  Mr. Flashman : Right. So, Leroy gets the prize.

  [the other students object loudly] 

  Angela : Bet he didn't even write one.