- [first lines]
- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] At some point, just like athletes, we all have to deal with being released. Released from a job, a relationship... The question becomes, how do we respond?
- Kenny Morittori: As fascinating as this is, I'm going to the bathroom.
- Bobby Newman: Ah, good. I'll come with you.
- Kenny Morittori: I don't want you to go with me.
- Bobby Newman: I need to go to the bathroom. Come on. It'll be fun.
- Kenny Morittori: This is disturbing on many levels.
- Mike Callahan: Wow! Silent Bob! Any thing you don't want to tell me? Like, have you talked to my doctor? 'Cause if I have ball cancer, don't tell me. Just let me figure it out.
- Andy Franklin: You wanna know the best way to break up with someone? Marry them, have a kid, live in a house for forty years, and eventually die. Boom. You're free and clear.
- Brendan Dorff: Almost happened to me.
- Andy Franklin: Don't worry. I'm sure it will.
- [P.J. is talking to Stephanie as they rejoin the guys at their table]
- P.J. Franklin: [Speaking with a significant air of superiority] Some of us were raised to be kind to those in need.
- Mike Callahan: [as P.J. Is sitting down] Hey, Peej, grab me a beer, will ya?
- P.J. Franklin: Get your own.