The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

No Hits, No Runs, No Oysters (1970)

Reta Shaw: Martha Grant

Quotes 

• [Martha has baked a cherry pie for Mr. Peevey] 

  Carolyn Muir : Well, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Peevey's taste buds.

  Martha Grant : Thank you, Mrs. Muir, but it's the pie that makes him putty in my hands, and it's the putty that's going to get Jonathan in the lineup tomorrow. Mr. Peevey is the coach, you know.

  Carolyn Muir : Oh, that's very sweet, Martha, but if Jonathan doesn't wanna play, I don't think we should force him.

  Martha Grant : Of course he wants to play - and he will when I get my pie-eating pigeon plumped up.

• Martha Grant : [hearing fathers catcall players]  I never heard such foghorns on a clear day.