- [Lloydy describes his experiences with a dating agency]
- Lloydy: I sent off to that Dateline computer once. I sent in my name and address and a photo of Burt Reynolds. Computer matched me with some woman from Morecambe who'd sent in a photo of Meryl Streep.
- [Ally makes an observation about Lloydy]
- Ally: You know Lloydy, you can tell a lot about a bloke from the word he uses to describe procreation. Love-making: kind of extended and creative. Shag: over very quickly and a lot to do with carpets.