Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Ezekial (2006)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels.

• Master Shake : Please do not undercut me in front of the child. I am thirty or forty years old, and I do not need this.

  Meatwad : [Frylock and Meatwad stare at Shake]  ... Well, which is it? Is you thirty or forty?

  Master Shake : I. Don't. Know. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

  [whacks his tennis racket on the ground, as Frylock and Meatwad stare indifferently. Finally, Frylock intervenes and blows up the racket with his laser eyes. Shake shuffles away] 

  Master Shake : Thaaaaank you. That's nice.