- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Hello Robot Chicken. I viewed your recent Gobots sketch with a total lack of mirth and an abundance of extreme displeasure. The folowing is my annotated version of your worthless attempt at humour. Watch and learn jerks!
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Scooter runs into the bathroom with a nudie mag and some lotion] First of all Gobots do not live in houses. Second of all Gobots do not masturbate if that is indeed what you are implying.
- Leader-1: Scooter?
- Scooter: Don't come in!
- Leader-1: What are you doing in there?
- Scooter: DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [sighing] This is NOT a hilarious circumstance. It is both painful and truamatic as anyone who has lived through it will tell you.
- Turbo: So... Let me get this straight? You're a helicopter and your name is Cop-Tur?
- Cop-Tur: Yes!
- Turbo: Lame!
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Turbo is a good Gobot and Cop-Tur is a Renegade Gobot. They would not be conversing as such. Also Cop-Tur is just his lame American name. When the character was originated in Japan in 1981 Cop-Tur's name was Gyro Robo. I have taken the librety of redubbing this scene. So I hear your name is Gyro Robo? Correct! That is very not lame.
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': [Cy-Kill turns into a girl's bicycle] I won't even dignify this scene with my analysis. Robot Chicken has screwed the proverbial pooch while attempting to skewer the vast and magnificent world of the Gobots. Please GO TO HELL!
- Mother: Daniel? Come get your supper, honey.
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Mom, I told you my name is Gyro Robo!
- Mother: Oh sorry, Gyro Robo.
- Daniel 'Gyro Robo': Yeah, that's more like it.
- Man: Hiya Casper! Hey!
- [yanking down man's pants]
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: Someone call UPS there's a little package that needs to be delivered.
- Man: Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost?
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: IDIOT! I'm his brother Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
- Singer: Jasper the Douchebag Ghost, the douchiest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: FUCK YOU! Lick my sack, ya fairy!
- Singer: He's so damned rude and so damned crude. Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
- Pastor: [Jasper enters the body of a deceased woman] We will all miss Annie. But she has gone to a better place.
- [Annie suddenly rises]
- Herman: Oh grandma. I knew you weren't dead.
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: You know Herman, you were always my least favorite grandchild.
- [laughing]
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: RETARD!
- Singer: [singing] Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost: Lick my sack!