Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

The Best of Whose Line Is It Anyway? (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hoedown", an unused stanza about traffic] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : Talking about traffic, it is boring all the time. / It's hard to think about something that'll rhyme. / Traffic, aw who cares? It's got no kind of class. / Uh, once again, I gotta mention Melissa's ass.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hoedown", an unused stanza about censorship] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : I hate it when they cut it, boy they're such a snob. / But I guess in a way, that is just their job. / They sit backstage and they act all snooty, / But I hope they don't cut Melissa's nice tight booty.

  [a reference to audience member Melissa's dress accidentally being pulled up by Wayne during "Party Quirks"] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "What Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree."

  [Brad enters and mimes blowing up a blow-up doll] 

  Ryan Stiles : [enters; mimes picking something up]  Stain remover?