Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2007)

Ruth Jones: Nessa Jenkins

Quotes 

• Dave : Don't suppose I could tempt you to a Chinese down mine later?

  Nessa : Oh. Dave, when are you gonna learn? You can buy me all the chocolates, all the chow mein you like but it won't wash and you knows why. Now, back off, or I'll tell everyone on that coach about my trip to the doctor's. Is that what you really want?

  Dave : No. Sorry.

  Nessa : Look, I think you're a cracking bloke, Dave, but let's face it, you're riddled.

  Dave : I know. How is everything, uh, down there, by the way?

  Nessa : Shipshape and shiny now. No thanks to you.

• Smithy : [handing Nessa her thong]  You, erm... forgot this.

  Nessa : Oh. Tidy.

  Smithy : [reluctantly]  So, I'll give you a ring.

  Nessa : Why?

  Smithy : Well, you know...

  Nessa : Get a life, Smithy.

• Smithy : We'll have to make a stop, girls.

  Stacey : What for?

  Gavin : Well, we might have to... erm... get some...

  Nessa : Don't worry, I got a stash. Ribbed.

  Smithy : Taxi!