Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2007)

Joanna Page: Stacey West

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• Dave : [Stacey asks him if she can smoke on his bus]  Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack. That way, everyone knows where they stand.

  Stacey : Ah, fair play.

• Gavin : You've got a right dirty laugh, do you know that? You have. You sound like Barbara Windsor.

  Stacey : Oh, I know. It's the smoking.

  Gavin : I didn't know you smoked.

  Stacey : Yeah, I do. But I'm gonna start giving up when I'm 28 and then definitely stop when I'm 30.

• Gwen : You don't know anything about this Gavin. For all you know he might be a paedophile.

  Stacey : Well, he wouldn't be interested in me then, would he?

  Gwen : You never know these days, love. He might be grooming you.

• Gavin : If you say it, I'll say it back.

  Stacey : I love you.

  Gavin : I love you, too.

  [Stacey jumps into Gavin's arms and they kiss. A loud electronic ringing goes off] 

  Gavin : What's that?

  Stacey : Just my rape alarm.

  [she carries on kissing him] 

• Smithy : We'll have to make a stop, girls.

  Stacey : What for?

  Gavin : Well, we might have to... erm... get some...

  Nessa : Don't worry, I got a stash. Ribbed.

  Smithy : Taxi!