- Slythe: [his pen-umbrella breaks] You and your useless inventions!
- Vultureman: This is your fault, Slythe! You put too much strain on it!
- Wilykat: [acting as a straight-man] Why does a Mutant cross the road?
- Captain Bragg: Why, to get on the Dark Side!
- Alluro: [to Bragg doing his "ventriloquist act"] That's amazing! Your lips don't move!
- Wilykat: You're right, sir. Now watch *this* trick. While you stare at my lips...
- [cuffs him]
- Captain Bragg: Gotcha!
- Captain Bragg: We were just having a little fun. No harm intended.
- Luna: [laughs] But I intend to do *you* lots of harm.
- Captain Bragg: I'll take good care of them. I'll teach them table-manners and useful skills.
- Crownan: Well, either basket-weaving or computer-operation; we're not certain which.