- Andy Franklin: [having revealed his move to the suburbs] To be continued, I'm sure.
- P.J. Franklin: When? I'll never see you again!
- Andy Franklin: Well, then remember me as I am - young and perky.
- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] The other thing about being called up to the majors is only some of the teammates get the call; so, as much as you're all rooting for each other, when that divide appears, it does become a little difficult to ignore.
- P.J. Franklin: You guys, you don't need me to play poker.
- Mike Callahan: We do! Your place is the hub! Now we're totally hubless, completely without hub!
- P.J. Franklin: Wait, you guys, what do you expect? I'm gonna dick around with you guys for the rest of my life?
- Kenny Morittori: Wow! Really.
- Mike Callahan: Oh, ho-ho-ho!
- P.J. Franklin: All right. I didn't mean THAT.
- Kenny Morittori: Getting awfully crowded in here.
- Mike Callahan: Yes! Robert, Kenneth, perhaps we should go dick around someplace else. Maybe we could "dick around" at the movies.
- P.J. Franklin: You guys, you know I didn't mean it like that, right?
- Mike Callahan: You know, actually, we should call the theater to see what their dicking around policies are.
- P.J. Franklin: Come on, you guys...
- Kenny Morittori: And when we're done "dicking around," maybe we should find ourselves a new hub.
- Mike Callahan: Hm. Well...
- Bobby Newman: Enjoy Parsifal.
- Mike Callahan: Hey, what would you guys think would be the worst way to die? I'm gonna say being hit in the balls with lightning... or old age. Long and slow. That's no way to go.