The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Down to Earth or the Bullwinkle Bounce/Fall Story or Adrift in the Lift (1960)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Fiduciary J. Blurt, Dudley Do-Right Narrator, Inspector Fenwick, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Fiduciary J. Blurt : Well, gentlemen, you'll never find the box top counterfeiters at this rate.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But I'm sure they're storing their box tops right in this building.

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : Why?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Because it's the last place anybody with brains would look for them.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's why we're looking here first.

  [on the other side of a door, Boris and Natasha are listening] 

  Natasha Fatale : You hear that, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : I'm not deaf, Natasha. Dumb, maybe, but not deaf.

• [Boris and Natasha are trying to shovel out their hidden counterfeit box tops after Bullwinkle accidentally found them] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, dahlink, I thought this hiding place was foolproof.

  Boris Badenov : Foolproof, yes. Idiot proof, no.

  Natasha Fatale : You got plan, dahlink?

  Boris Badenov : I always got plan. They don't ever work, but I always got one.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [when Bullwinkle falls down an abandoned elevator shaft]  There he goes again!

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : Again? Does this happen often?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but not twice in one day.

• Natasha Fatale : You think this plan will work, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Well, there's a first time for everything, Natasha.

• Narrator : Sure enough, as they watched, Bullwinkle seemed to drop lower and lower in the shaft.

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : Good heavens! He's shrinking!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Nonsense. Whoever heard of a midget moose?