- Dr. Zira: Brilliant. Every time I think I married you for your beautiful eyes, you do something that reminds me I was really attracted to your exceptional brain.
- Dr. Cornelius: I could say the same about you, Zira.
- Dr. Zira: If you do, you'll hurt my feelings.
- Jeff Allen: Another six months, we'll have all the comforts of home.
- Bill Hudson: Yeah, Daniel Boone's home.
- General Urko: [Urko has been stripped of his rank] And when the campaign is over, we'll both be national heroes.
- Colonel Rotok: You'll be General Urko once more.
- General Urko: No, you'll be General. I'll be President!
- Colonel Rotok: To victory!
- General Urko: Total victory, over Zaius, over the Senate, over the humanoids!