- Ape Guard #1: I hate being in the field...
- Ape Guard #2: At least in the Ape City, we can go to the movies. Have you seen that new one, "The Apefather"?
- Ape Guard #1: I haven't seen it, but I hear it's good.
- Bill Hudson: What's that?
- Krador: It must be an earthquake.
- Jeff Allen: That's no earthquake, that's a Howitzer!