Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Vicious Tiberius (2006)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Well, did you get the phone?
Drake Parker : Yeah.
Josh Nichols : Yes!
Drake Parker : But I dropped it.
Josh Nichols : Oh, man! You were so scared you couldn't hold onto the cell phone?
Drake Parker : You wet your pants.
Josh Nichols : This is true.
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Josh Nichols : Why is it so much fun to watch cheerleaders fight?
Drake Parker : Don't question it. Just love it.
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Drake Parker : So, why do they call it New Jersey if they've even had a plain, old Jersey?
Josh Nichols : I don't know. I wasn't at the meeting.
[later on]
Drake Parker : So, was there an Old Hampshire?
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Josh Nichols : [in Mrs. Hayfer's house] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no snooping.
Drake Parker : I'm not snooping. I'm rifling through her drawers to see what lies within.
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Drake Parker : There's a "New" Jersey?
Josh Nichols : [sarcastic] Yeah, they just opened it.
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Animal Control : What, you've never seen a man whittling on a toilet?
Drake Parker : Actually, no.
Josh Nichols : No, we haven't.