Corner Gas (TV Series)

Census Sensibility (2007)

Cavan Cunningham: Fitzy

Quotes 

• Mayor Fitzy : You're both fired.

  Oscar Leroy : You don't know how it goes down in the street! You sit here behind your desk...

  Mayor Fitzy : I don't have a desk. It's a door on two filing cabinets.

  Oscar Leroy : Oh. Well, you should have one, you're the mayor.

  Hank Yarbo : If he goes, I go.

  Mayor Fitzy : I want you to go. I'm firing you both.

  Oscar Leroy : I can't do it without him.

  Mayor Fitzy : You can't do it WITH him! You're both fired!

  Hank Yarbo : So... when do we meet our new partners?

• Mayor Fitzy : [to Davis and Karen]  You call yourselves police officers, but you don't have a basic understanding of first aid?

  Davis Quinton : [to Karen]  I'm very disappointed in you.

  Mayor Fitzy : What about you? Do you know first aid?

  Davis Quinton : I thought she did.

• Mayor Fitzy : Normally, we hire Hank to do the census.

  Hank Yarbo : [to Oscar]  I've got experience.

  Mayor Fitzy : On the other hand, normally Hank screws it up somehow.

  Hank Yarbo : Granted.

  Mayor Fitzy : On the other other hand, Oscar, you're... Oscar. So you can see my dilemma.

  Oscar Leroy : But I need the money. Shrubs don't grow on trees.