Corner Gas (TV Series)

Census Sensibility (2007)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• [Brent tries to sell Wanda's bars] 

  Brent LeRoy : You can replace a whole meal with these.

  Emma Leroy : Are you saying my cooking's bad?

  Brent LeRoy : No. I'm saying sometimes you might rather eat a pressed bar of soy from Uzbekistan.

  Emma Leroy : Stay away from me.

• Lacey Burrows : Hank, we're closed.

  Hank Yarbo : I've just got something to say. Karen, don't come here, trying to win Davis back, he's two-timing you with Lacey.

  Lacey Burrows : What?

  Karen Pelly : [to Hank]  Breadstick?

  Hank Yarbo : No, thank you. Just move on, Karen, it's over!

  [pause] 

  Hank Yarbo : Actually, I will have a breadstick, thank you.

  Lacey Burrows : Davis didn't leave Karen for me.

  Emma Leroy : No, he left you for Karen.

  Hank Yarbo : Geez, Davis, how many girlfriends have you got?

  Davis Quinton : [extremely confused]  I don't know.

  [to Karen] 

  Davis Quinton : Told you it'd get weird.

• Hank Yarbo : [at Oscar and Emma's house]  How many people in the house, ma'am?

  Emma Leroy : 27 and a monkey. Oscar, don't waste my time.

  Hank Yarbo : You think this is a joke? This is the census, lady! Look, don't make me mad! I'll fly off the handle! I'll lose it! I'll snap!

  Oscar Leroy : Okay, calm down, pal... My partner is a loose cannon. I can't control him. Help yourself out while you still can. How many people here?

  Emma Leroy : It's gonna be one if you don't get off my step.